So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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