this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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