The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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