But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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