There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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