Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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