this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We need to rekindle our bromance
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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