On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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