I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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