It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
we're making bets on your personal life
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Randomize
