69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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