I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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