quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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