their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
