Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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