Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
3 2 1 whiskey
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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