In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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