i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
There r osticjed everywhere
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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