i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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