is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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