Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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