True but thats because hes a fetus.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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