i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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