Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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