Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Mom said you looked used
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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