HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
