I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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