what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I didn't notice because vodka
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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