Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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