I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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