fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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