I'm drive I can fine osifer
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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