Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
