I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Randomize
