He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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