fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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