The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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