I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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