I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
