I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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