Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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