Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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