are you so shy because you have an std?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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