Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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