Heybabeimwearingurpanties
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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