I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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