Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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