i don't like sucking hair
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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