It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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