He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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