Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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