I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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