Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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