I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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