Your tits are I can't wait for
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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