Sponge bath it is.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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